The last name of the accused is Whitelightning. Appropriate for someone who might lead police on a carchase. He alledgedly walked into the OP, swiped some sausages, jumped into the Krispy Kreme delivery truck and sped off. He is also accused of being drunk at the time. I just would love to have seen a doughnut truck whiz past followed by police cars, sireins blaring. Its the kind of thing that makes life worth living.
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He is facing 10 charges, the most serious, endangering a deep-fried pastry, carries a minimum 10 year sentence.
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