Showing posts with label the Fringe Element. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Fringe Element. Show all posts

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Comments


We have recently decided to moderate a comment for the first time. Being advocates of not just free speech but offensively free speech this decision burns us like white phosphorous. I often say that if people aren't trying to take your freedom of expression away from you, then you aren't actually using it. However, we here at the Fringe Element agree that this is not the place for unrestrained purely profane textual outbursts.

We like to think that every time we use an offensive word it is as carefully chosen as every other word we use in our works of expression here. When we swear or present an offensive concept it is to either focus the attention of the reader on the emotion evoked by the idea or calculated to knock the reader off balance in order to shock you the reader out of comfortable ways of thinking, or the word may be chosen simply to properly express our own emotional response to a situation in the news. But vulgar outbursts by anonymous posters have no potential of adding value to what we are trying to do here. Though it pains me to say even that much. If this post was a purely vulgar attack from a person that identified themselves it might have value as an expression of that person's emotional reaction to our content, but as an anonymous outburst from the tubes its just the kind of behavior that would embarrass the poster's mother. Really, you should think of what your mom would say if she saw you filling the wholesomeness of the intertubes with your potty mouth.

Anonymous posts have been a source of much enjoyment for me personally. Contributing to a blog has given me the opportunity to be exposed to the kind of virulent criticism, madness, and ad homenim attacks that can only be generated by painfully sane and mundane minds. I am glad that the intellectual hurdles involved in operating a computer, gaining access to the Internet, surfing the Internet, literacy, and posting a comment don't include the ability to think clearly and express oneself. If they did, the log cabin would be a much less entertaining place.

So we have decided to continue rejecting anonymous profane comments without context as a matter of policy. This is because, without posting your name to such a comment, we are unable to verify whether or not it is an actual person making said comment, thus we do not have to worry about violating an individual's freedom of speech. So if you feel the need to simply leave a profane remark, have the character and gumption to put your name to it. Also, this type of comment doesn't benefit anyone, even the individual responsible for it. It doesn't serve to elevate the discourse, provide any more information that might be lacking from the original posting, or doesn't meet the aforementioned 'mother' criteria, it only makes the commenter vent some emotion and lowers others' opinions of him or her. If on the other hand, you feel passionate about a particular subject and are offended by our thoughts, conceptualizations, ideas, or writings, and comment in a form such as 'fuck you, X is (positive adjective) because Y', this type of comment would be acceptable. So, in summary, please try to keep your comments above the level of an elementary school ad hominem. Thank you for reading, and we hope that you continue to enjoy our content here at the Fringe Element.

Friday, July 11, 2008

The Friday Bacon: a Fringe Element Original


Lately, there has been a great bit of controversy swirling around the origin of the Friday Bacon, and whether or not there are any pretenders. Rest assured, the other blogger in question began with his bacon thread with a post titled, "The Bacon Post," written in November of 2007, while th'Dave began with "Friday Bacon" column in September of 2007. This should authoritatively settle any disputes.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A Strange Night


As fodder for conspiratorially-minded people, I offer Exhibits A, B, and C.

A: The Picture. On the Night of the Full Lunar Eclipse, this blog had received 666 visits, for a bounce rate of 66.67%.

B: Democracy seems to have failed in Pakistan, as the opposition might not have enough votes to oust Musharraf.

C. I'm still blogging at god awful early.

In conclusion, what does this prove? Nothing. People who argue this way are counterproductive to the betterment of mankind.

Friday, January 04, 2008

2007! Thanks for the Memories!

Although the poll I designed for 2007 may have been flawed in its wording, I would argue that it was more fair and balanced than most, as it allowed the option for those who disagreed with whether W should be impeached to have an option that they could vote for in good conscience.

If anyone has any suggestions for the 2008 poll, or any other constructive changes you might have in mind, please e-mail either me or Th'Dave, via the profiles below.

So, a couple hundred blog entries and a lot of love later, another year has flown off the calendar. I would like to thank everybody that supported this page to continue to do so through the coming year.

There will be more bacon!

Here is a page about the Fringe Element, of all things. It has an interesting view of what this blog is about. Apparently, we are good at making waves.